Stand-up comedian · Amsterdam

MARK
VAIN.

An unconventional life. A sharp point of view. And a lot of stories that probably shouldn't be told at dinner.
Mark Vain, stand-up comedianMARK VAIN / COMEDIAN & WRITER
Stand-up comedyPrivate eventsUnfiltered storytellingAvailable for bookings
01 / The story

Not exactly
the usual
origin story.

I'm Mark Vain. I'm from Amsterdam. Before I ever stepped on stage, life had already given me more material than I knew what to do with.

I lost an arm in a train accident when I was five. My childhood took some difficult turns, including trouble with the law and time in juvenile detention. Somewhere along the way, people discovered I had an unusually sharp mind. I eventually worked as a cartoonist, and writing became a constant in my life.

I've written two novels inspired by my own experiences. These days, I'm taking those years of observation, questionable decisions and unexpected turns onto the stand-up stage.

“I've spent my whole life collecting stories. Now I get to tell them into a microphone.”

My comedy is personal, observational and unapologetically direct. I like exploring the absurd things people believe, say and do — including myself.

02 / On stage

Better heard
than explained.

A glimpse of Mark Vain performing live. The stories are real. The conclusions are negotiable.

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03 / Book Mark

Give them
something
to talk about.

Private parties, company events, comedy nights and special occasions. Tell me what you're planning, and let's see if we're a good fit.

Premium private performance · 30 minutes
$5,000
Indicative private-event fee. Other formats, shorter sets and comedy-club appearances quoted individually. Travel and production arrangements by agreement.

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